My New Social Network

Are you the open-minded sort? Have you ever been described as left of center? Are you possibly creative, potentially psychic, or maybe just psycho? Then come join my new fellowship! I created it especially for freaks like you and me.

Visit New Strange World

New Blog

The Lost Beneath the Surface Crew has created a new blog for those who are "of a mind." There's only one big fat post there so far, written by yours truly. So it's pretty well boring but it explains what it's all about. If you are interested in the musings of maniacs and you aren't an asshat, come and check it out!
If, on the other hand, you are here for the aunt-nephew sex stories, we don't have any of those there either. Even the Porn Baboon doesn't have those! And that tells you something!

It's been HOW long?

Great googly-moogly! It's been since the beginning of September or something. I want to try to get back to posting a chapter a month. Because you lovely people deserve it. Or at least I'll pretend you do. In the meantime, if you have a blog to promote, you can join Blogerella. It's new and it's cool. You don't have to surf a bunch of sites, just put a cool widget like I have at the bottom of this post and in my sidebar on your blog.
My blog is rated R, because I use words like Great Googly-Moogly!
(actually, it's because of things like my harpooning the sickos who find my blog by looking for nephew-aunt incest. Which we still do not have here!)
Anyway, you really should look at Blogerella. It's a place where you can get some exposure for your very own blog, and it's better than a lot of the other Blog Promo sites. So go there already!

Just for Fun

What Kind of Halloween Candy Are You? Skullpops You are Skullpops! You just love the spookiness of Halloween, from haunted houses to ghastly costumes. Skullpops are perfect for you because they're just as creepy as you are! Food-Drink Quizzes

What's your inner demon? Lurker You lurk with in the shadows and keep within your mind. When people feel like their being watched, it's normally you who is to blame. Silent and creepy. GET OUT AND SEE THE SUNSHINE! Pain-Gore-Death Quizzes

Change In Donation Focus

This rules so much that I'm spilling tea all over my desk and dribbling soup out the side of my mouth. My co-author is looking at me like he thinks I'm rabid and seems to be considering dressing as a nun and joining a convent in order to escape from me. (Only kidding--please don't hurt me!)

At this moment, I'm taking a moment to reflect on how lucky I am that this particular ghost likes me, because if he didn't he could make my life pretty miserable. I certainly give him enough reason to with comments like the above! But as usual I digress. The organization that we're donating his share of the vast and mighty profits from the sales of the book to has changed. Check it out below!

How crazy is Lily? Crazy enough to try and raise a million bucks for our chosen cause! But I sure as shootin' can't do it without you! (My pardner loves it when I talk like this. It makes him think he's been imprisoned in a rerun of Gunsmoke.) Folks, I'm so broke I'm living in a ramshackle trailer and can't pay my bills, let alone donate a worthy amount to a worthy cause. But if you help me, we can git 'er done! So what are you waiting for? Do it--now! Or my co-author will sing at your church!

Top Ten Fears

Stephen King once made a list of his top ten fears. Just for shits and grins, here's mine.

1. Fear for the health and safety of loved ones
2. Fear of suffocation/strangulation
3. Fear of the dark
4. Fear of enclosed spaces (claustrophobia)
5. Fear of insects
6. Fear of death (seems odd given the belief in an afterlife and numerous suicide attempts, but is more a fear of the dying process than of the state of being dead/noncorporeal)
7. Fear of ridicule
8. Fear of failure
9. Fear of other people (paranoia)
10. Fear of falling

The list goes on but those are the top 10.

Outskirts Press Plug

As the first draft of the second book nears completion (well, sort of) I have again signed on with Outskirts Press for the publication of the second book, which will probably be released in 2010.

Many different packages are available and they publish almost everything, except for porn and hate literature. If you have something in the works, you might want to check them out for yourself.

There are companies out there who allow you to publish your book "free," but you will still have to pay for printing, storage and promotion. In the long run, I find that I'd pay about as much anyway and having a reliable publisher is worthwhile to me.