To our eleven readers we just want to say happy holidays or not, however you may roll with 'em. Not really up for giving a schpiel about feelings on the whole thing and this wouldn't be the place for such diatribe anyway. The decorations are always pleasing to the eye, we'll just leave it at that.
PANSI, however, has not been very pleased with Lily, AKA the Cheese Mistress. If you don't know PANSI, believe me, she rules the roost wherever she may be roosting. She would be very appreciative if you'd come by and leave a present for her because she doesn't feel that she'll be getting enough, thanks to my incompetence. To be fair, maybe I should just let her say it herself.
Helloooo, every boddy! Its me, PANSI!!!! Thank you for lissening to my problam's, which are all caused by the Cheese Mistress, aka LILLY STRANGE--and boy is she ever! The Cheese Mistress did not contackt the proper meedia until the last minuet, which is how she does EVERYthing, in other word's, LATE!!! So it look's like I wont be geting as menny present's as I desurve, but at leest I will be getting sum. Sinse it is the seeson to feal good about giving, you can feal good about me reseeving what you are giving if you come to my blog rite now and reed my urjent mesage. I have ben working tiredlessly to coreckt the mistake's made by the CHEESE MISTRESS, which are menny. Thank you soooo much for you're prompt atenshun to this vary importent matter!
Kiss kiss,
PANSI!!!!!!!!
*disclaimer: PANSI is not for the faint of heart nor those born without a sense of humor. If you do not enjoy venturing into the realm of the ridiculous and are incapable of silliness, do not expose yourself to PANSI. Over-exposure to PANSI has been known to cause reduction in I.Q. You have been warned.
Dr. Zigmund Fraud
Director, Netherworld Center For The Journey To Your Mind
